Prehistoric Party Hawaiian Shirt

We just found out that our zodiac sign is the party raptor. It's true. In fact, our horoscope said that wicked beach parties with brews, sunnies, and sandy underwear were in our future. It all came true when we saw the Men's Prehistoric Party Hawaiian shirt.

Forget the flowers—we're raging with raptors on this sick short-sleeve summer button-down. While this short-sleever would technically be a long-sleeve to a raptor (trigger warning for people with short arms), we can see a lot of compliments coming your way, along with a lot of flip-cup victories in your future.